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Post by VideoGameNerd777 on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:24 pm

In this game, one person makes a wish, and the next poster corrupts somehow then makes their own wish. For example:

1st poster: "I wish I had millions of dollars!"
2nd poster: "Granted, but your income taxes go through the roof! I wish for a pizza!"

You get the idea. Well, I'll start off this thread.

I wish I had nachos!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by PuppetsRuletheWorld on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:04 pm

Granted, but your nachos were pointy and you died of internal bleeding. I wish you were alive.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by VideoGameNerd777 on Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:40 pm

Granted, but I get hit by a car as I revive. I wish the new Star Wars movies will come out soon.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by plmka3 on Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:21 pm

Granted, but they will have all new writers and directors. I wish for world peace
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Enchy on Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:15 pm

@plmka's Star Wars comment if that happened, the movies would actually be good.

Granted, but one country gets a hold of nukes and destroys the earth. I wish I had a sandwich.

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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by plainguym on Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:42 pm

Granted, but it was made with mustard. I wish for a hot pocket with some root beer.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by PuppetsRuletheWorld on Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:12 pm

VideoGameNerd777 wrote:Granted, but I get hit by a car as I revive.
I wish the new Star Wars movies will come out soon.
wait if you get hit by a car then how can you type the next wish? IM CONFUZED scratch .

well anyway.
Granted, but the root beer wasn't fizzy and the hot pocket had coldspots. i wish that i will never become very very rich (i have them this time...hehehe)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by VideoGameNerd777 on Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:25 am

Granted, and you do become rich, but the money you get later is fake money. Also, the bank thinks the money is real, so they tax you for income.

I wish I had an X-Box 360.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Enchy on Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:26 pm

You get it, but it gets a Red Ring of Death within the first two months of owning it.

I wish I was married to Keira Knightley.

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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by batsgirl on Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:10 pm

Granted, but after some over-energetic bedroom activity on honeymoon you accidentally snap her and spend the rest of your life atoning for neglecting to give the poor girl less sausage and more chips. Ahem.

I wish I could pass a CCNA.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Enchy on Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:27 pm

You do, but Cisco goes bankrupt and you have to move to America to work at McDonalds.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by batsgirl on Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:37 pm

Granted, but then you get upset cos your dad won't ever let you do anything, and gets a lobster a fraction of your size to babysit you. That works about as well as anyone could have guessed it would and next thing you're selling your soul and your voice to a big fat witch in exchange for a pair of legs so that you can go up on land and marry a human... and we'll have the unfluffy Hans Christian Andersen version where you are spurned and dissolve.

I wish I didn't feel quite so horrible about dissolving you when I've only been on this messageboard, what, fifteen minutes?
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by plmka3 on Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:34 pm

Granted, but you feel so innocent, you tell people about it. Then you get arrested.


I wish for decoriative glass grapes
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Enchy on Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:38 pm

Granted, but you try to eat them and subsequently die.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by batsgirl on Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:26 am

Granted, but then, because of this game you become so perplexed thinking about the potential ramifications of your wish that you are scared into inactivity and spend three weeks staring at the wall before the nice men from the hospital come to take you away.

I wish I could do something with my hair. It is a mess and refusing to co-operate.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by JimmyTheJamMan on Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:12 am

Granted, but then you go so crazy with your hair, trying to get it straight that you pull it out in anger, and it never grows back.

I wish my computer didn't have a stupid virus on it somewhere!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by VideoGameNerd777 on Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:28 pm

Granted, but the virus goes to school, isn't stupid any more, and comes back to your computer! Laughing

I wish I was a...planet? scratch
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by JimmyTheJamMan on Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:46 am

Granted, but the Death Star comes along and blows you up cos youve got a stupid princess who has a home on you and she wont tell them where these rebel guys are.

I wish I was an all powerful, ultra-evil God!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by VideoGameNerd777 on Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:04 pm

Granted, but instead, you're a weak, kind god. (No agnosticism intended)

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by PuppetsRuletheWorld on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:27 am

Granted but JimmytheJamMan shoots you down with lightening.

I wish i had a powers that could never fail!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by plainguym on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:20 pm

Granted, but then you wake up from your dream.

I wish for a microwave that doesn't leave cold spots in my hot pockets
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by ZtritZ on Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:11 pm

granted. but the nacho was moldy and you suffocated. i wish you didn't eat that nacho.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by ZtritZ on Sat Jun 21, 2008 12:12 pm

ooops wrong
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Fuzzyandtoast on Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:32 pm

granted, but you stuck your head in the microwave and you blow up

i wish John Lennon was Alive Sad
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by JimmyTheJamMan on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:48 pm

Granted, but then death has to replace John Lennon with another person in the AFterlife, and you turn out to be that person.


I wish there was some more cheese in the fridge.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Roseate Spoonbill on Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:36 pm

Granted! 11 tons. cheese on the floor, walls, through the roof, your house is ruined, and is now considered a biohazard.

I wish I had twelve molar hydrachloric acid.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by -Toast- on Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:10 pm

Granted but its labeled "root beer" (put 2 and 2 together hehe)
i wish i knew whut to wish for
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Fuzzyandtoast on Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:30 pm

granted but now you dont have a wish

i wish i had a bucket of monkeys Very Happy
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by JimmyTheJamMan on Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:31 am

Granted, but the monkeys go crazy and mutilate your face, and disable you completely by eating your arms and legs.

I wish those smileys on the right of the message writing thing would stop moving.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by -Toast- on Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:48 pm

granted the smileys stop but so does your heart

i wish i had a house made of foam 0,0
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Fuzzyandtoast on Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:05 pm

granted but a man spray paints your house and it melts
i wish my wish couldnt go wrong
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by -Toast- on Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:15 pm

granted but your old wish doesnt go wrong and you cause a rip in the time stream

i wish my name wuz spelled with 2 T's
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Roseate Spoonbill on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:54 am

Granted, but you suck.

I wish that I had Starcraft II right now.

(nothing personal, just going with the flow man)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by PuppetsRuletheWorld on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:48 pm

granted but you rot on the computer. and when it comes time for you SAT then you flunk never get into college grow up working at walmart and get replaced with an illegal immigrant who will work for like twenty cents an hour.

I wish i had 27 more wishes.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Fuzzyandtoast on Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:36 am

granted but 26 of them are duds

i wish you guys wouldnt reply to this comment Smile
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Re: Your Wish is Granted

Post by Enchy on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:40 pm

Granted

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